The NFL's most infamous "12th man" was in front of me at the security station at DFW International Airport yesterday. She's short. I assume she was splitting town in a relative hurry.
Before she moved on to killing major sports franchises, Jessica Simpson was murdering American popular standards with her amiable ex-husband:
Apparently, if you catch the credits, I directed this trainwreck. I can't remember, so I must've been in my usual cocaine haze before the carnage ensued...
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