
Dear Santa,
Thank you for the five disc limited edition suitcase of Blade Runner! I can't wait to check out the nine hours or so of supplemental features. (No, really!) And thank you for In-laws cool enough and genuinely interested enough to sit through all of the special edition DVD of Metropolis with me this past weekend! Seriously, did you build them in your workshop or what? They rock!
Anyway, thanks very much for a memorable holiday. Oh, one last thing. To determine whether you're real or not, I have to ask you a few things. They're just questions, Santa. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. You're in a desert walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden, you look down and see a tortoise...

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